The Secret Six


Scorpio … Wallace Beery	Newton … Lewis Stone	Carl … Clark Gable

Anne … Jean Harlow	Johnny … Ralph Bellamy	Peaches … Marjorie Rambeau

Proof That It’s Pre-Code

It’s a gangster pic with plenty of guns, booze, and broads. Murder is the name of the game, as well as paid seduction and corruption all the way to the mayor’s office.

The Secret Six: Less Than the Sum of Its Title

There’s one very noticeable problem with George Hill’s The Secret Six, and that is that the finished film is far less interesting than all of its elements.

First is the tile– The Secret Six. Who are the secret six? What secret they could hold? Look elsewhere and see Wallace Beery’s mug. Is he a member of the six? What’s his gang up to?

Well, they’re ripping off Warner Brothers, or at least giving it a shot. I usually don’t like to go into trivia or background in these reviews since the movies can speak for themselves, but in 1931 MGM had noticed how much money Warner Brothers had raked in with The Public Enemy with James Cagney and decided to give the genre a go themselves.

Secret Six Harlow Beery — Hell, they even snagged Jean Harlow for this one too.

But while this film has a great pedigree– director George Hill and screenwriter Francis Marion were both behind the gritty The Big House from a year before, and few could play sympathetic yet menacing as well as Wallace Beery– The Secret Six is a mess of a picture.

And– again, I’ll be delving into the film’s background details, I apologize– it’s easy to understand why. The film is ostensibly the story of a man named Scorpio’s rise from working in a slaughterhouse to being the top of the underworld. But it’s also the story of a girl, and two men, and how those men fell in love with the girl, but one got her, but he’s a reporter and he crosses a gangster and realizes the girl set him up, but the girl was really in love with him all along and the other reporter nobly tries to help the other reporter not get murdered but then the other reporter…

Augh, I don’t care. This secondary plot line is impossible to give two hoots about, and was heavily (and noticeably) expanded upon by the request of MGM’s production head Irving Thalburg. Why? Because a pair of up and comers named Jean Harlow and Clark Gable inhabited two of these three roles. And, hey, I can’t say that they’re bad actors, the material they’re given is so much filler that it detracts from the film’s through line.

"Gangster picture? I thought this was a romantic comedy! GET MY AGENT" — “Gangster picture? I thought this was a romantic comedy! GET MY AGENT!”

The main plot, which gets pushed further and further into the background, is far more enjoyable even if it becomes thinner and thinner. Scorpio is the kind of charming brute that Beery could play in his sleep. He starts off as the person who kills the cows in the slaughterhouse, until one day he meets up with his pal, Johnny, who tips him off as how to triple his income by bumping off the competitors for his bootlegging business.

Ralph Bellamy plays Johnny with a wicked grin and a fake scar that makes him a chilling, nasty creature. Once Scorpio starts becoming too productive in the gang, he decides to frame him for the murder of a rival boss’s kid brother. This results in a showdown that ends the film’s first act. It’s too bad; the slimy Bellamy is one of the movie’s strongest assets.

We still have lawyer Newton around, though, and his upper class alcoholic snobbery plays well against Scorpio’s blue collar grasps at respectability. The two are uneasy partners, and while Newton tries to guide Scorpio to follow a stratagem, Scorpio simply applies the rules of the slaughterhouse to the rules of crime: be dull, blunt, and painful.

Secret Six Beery — Heck, he even looks uncomfortable getting cleaned up.

Scorpio’s traits, unfortunately, never really cohere as the story spins off into the love triangle and trial. Scorpio’s most noticeable tick, always drinking milk rather than booze, gives him an animalistic quality. He’s a brute, a bully, who does what he does out of morbid pleasure and a desire for money. But while Beery is a presence, Scorpio never becomes as crafty as the audience wants. He’s pulled along by the plot more than ambition half the time.

By now you’re probably saying to yourself, “Sure, Danny, that sounds dull. But there’s a secret six in this film! What mystery do they hold?”

Well, bad news, guys. I present you your secret six:

The Secret Six is based on the true story about a group of rich vigilantes who helped take down mobsters in 1930’s Chicago. Here they appear in two scenes as a force that, thanks to information passed along to them via Carl, will finally be able to take down Scorpio. They wear goofy masks and issue indictments for things like tax evasion– fear them!

Let’s talk about a few of the moments in the picture, since they really save the movie from the bin. The film has a decent chunk of action for 1930’s film, including a car chase, a murder, and an explosion just for fun. I know I’m the only person who would be impressed by this, but one scene shows Hank, running from Scorpio’s mob, going down into the subway. Mind you, I’m not sure Chicago ever had a subway, but it’s a treat to see such a large scale set.

Speaking of large scale, there’s two moments near the end that are worth pointing out. Once Scorpio is on trial near the end of the film, he orders an underling to sneak some guns into the courtroom– in case he gets a guilty verdict and needs to shoot his way out. When the verdict does come in, Scorpio has to make his way through a massive jeering crowd. George Hill at least imbued the picture with a sense of scale, and the rare the moments we get with Scorpio show what a dynamic picture this could be.

MGM’s take on the gangster picture still leaves quite a bit to desired, even with Beery’s wonderful double take and a pair of soon-to-be-stars working their butts off. But this never escapes the aura of being a few films too many slapped together, leaving everyone who’s a fan of anything a bit unsatisfied.

Gallery

Here are some extra screenshots I took. Click on any picture to enlarge!

Trivia & Links

Director George Hill and writer Frances Marion were married, and also worked together and with Beery on The Big House. Some of the sets from that movie make a return appearance here, too.

At one point Johnny tells someone to buzz off with the phrase, “Go on, cut the applesauce!” Adding that one to my lexicon.

I can’t think of the last movie I saw that used the word ‘rod’ as a euphemism for ‘gun’ quite as often, though those with dirty minds may be able to reinterpret it to another meaning pretty easily. Sample dialogue: “A lot of guys are superstitious about their rods!”

Look, I really love ya, Peaches. I want to shake your tree.

Glenn Erickson, the DVD Savant, talks about the actors and about the difference in the ways that MGM handles this very Warner Brothers-esque material. He notes:

The movie never forms an opinion about what made Chicago such a lawless city. MGM won’t come right out and say that the police force was on the take, so no civic issues are really addressed. Rather than go Warners’ route, making Pre-code movies that questioned corruption and injustice, MGM opted for radical endorsements of vigilantism.

Movie Diva discusses the inspiration for this film, the real life Secret Six, a group of rich vigilantes trying to drive the mob out of Chicago. She also explains the film’s lackluster ending, which serves as a reminder that censorship still existed even back in the Pre-Code era:

Marion planned Scorpio’s death to be poetic justice; trampled to death “in the muck of the stockyards” from which he had risen. The censors decreed a conventional “crime does not pay” solution. On the last page of her revised script she penciled resignedly, “the proverbial happy ending.”

Two of the Three Movie buffs cover this with only enthusiasm for Gable and Harlow. Scott does point out a little historical irony, though:

By 1935, when Gable, Beery and Harlow all appeared onscreen together again in China Seas, all three of their names would be above the title, but Beery’s would be listed third behind Gable and Harlow.

Yes, there is a character named ‘Hank’ and the main character’s name is ‘Scorpio’. Hank Scorpio was the name of a character on “The Simpsons” that sought global domination; I’m willing to bet the names are just a coincidence, though.