Smarty (1934) Review

Smarty (1934) Blondell WilliamDanny Like BannerThe Particulars of the Picture

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Vicki …
Joan Blondell
Tony …
Warren William
Vernon …
Edward Everett Horton
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Anita …
Claire Dodd
George …
Frank McHugh
Bonnie …
Joan Wheeler

Smarty: Slap Happy

Spanking, slapping, screwing. If any of those intrigue you, you may be interested in Smarty, one of the dirtiest pictures American pictures produced in the 1930s outside of sex education flicks.

It stars Warren William as Tony, a henpecked husband. He’s married to Joan Blondell’s Vicki, a fiery pit of aggression who constantly tests the limits of her husband’s patience. It’s her birthday, and she decides that they’re going to ditch Tony’s plans for the theater and play bridge with a trio of friends.

Tony is especially frustrated by this since Vernon (Edward Everett Horton) has become a romantic rival for his wife’s affections. Anita (Claire Dodd), meanwhile, is a divorce happy socialite who simply enjoys commenting on the situation, and Tony and Vicki’s neighbor, George (Frank McHugh), shows up to make inane commentary and eat all of the pretzels.

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As George says, “Bridge is a great way to kill time. If you want time killed.”

Vicki’s calculated invitation and overtures to Vernon as well as a great deal of of goading infuriate Tony to the point that he slaps her across the face. He’s instantly remorseful, but she’s delighted; with his fretting, she knows that she can finally get a divorce!

Things escalate as Vernon, whom we discover is a divorce lawyer, begins to prod at Tony, and soon that’s escalated into perhaps one of the wimpiest (and funniest) fistfights portrayed on screen. Vernon admits to Vicki that he loves her after a great deal of unsubtle badgering that Vicki specializes in. It drives her wild, and soon we’re at divorce court.

Toni doesn’t contest the divorce, and we leave the characters for a year. Vicki and Vernon have gotten married, though it’s less happy than they pretend it to be. Vicki decides to invite Tony and the old gang over for a dinner party, and even picks out a scandalous looking dress to be sure that she’s got Tony’s eyes planted firmly on her.

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Yes, it has a giant bow on the front, and, yes, it’ll get unwrapped later…

Needless to say, putting together your ex-husband and current henpecked husband doesn’t go very well. Vicki gets Tony alone and plays every seductive, hyperactive trick in the book, from fondling him to insisting he fondle her. He simply keeps bringing up Vernon, who luckily arrives before Tony gets too far gone towards Vicki’s charms.

Vernon and Vicki fight after she insists on wearing the revealing dress, and she taunts him until he, too, slaps her across the face. She retreats into the bedroom, and becomes overtly disappointed when Vernon ignores Tony’s advice to break down the door and take her into his arms. Like all reasonable people, Vicki decides to run away, and makes off towards Tony’s.

Tony has been miserable for the last year without Vicki, and now spends a great deal of time with Bonnie, a socialite who is ditching her own husband for a fairly conspicuous affair. Bonnie wants to take things to the next level, but Tony still has a picture of Vicki next to his bed. And on his piano, just for kicks.

"We're all friends here, right? Okay, not friends. What's the word I'm looking for... oh, right. Enemies."

“We’re all friends here, right? Okay, not friends. What’s the word I’m looking for? … oh, right. Enemies.”

This leads to a farcical ending, with Vernon barging into Tony’s apartment, and Tony having delicately stored both women in different rooms. Will everything end up happily ever after? Or, at the very least, are Tony and Vicki going to knock boots?

The Unenviable Task

“Love is the illusion that one woman differs from another.”
“Shut up, George!”

So in the course of writing my weekly reviews, I do a lot of research, often trying to find people with different opinions than me or new interpretations to compare notes against. While researching Smarty, I discovered one unwavering fact: everyone hates this movie.

The dividing line here seems to be this: either you overcome the film’s subject and enjoy Smarty because of how much Joan Blondell you get to see (and you do get to see a fair bit), or you hate it because it endorses spousal abuse.

She who got slapped.

She who got slapped.

I won’t pretend that the Blondell’s body isn’t appealing, but in terms of the latter, I think a lot of people are getting caught in a knee jerk reaction rather than looking at how the themes actually play into the film itself.

Before I get into this, I want to make absolutely clear: I do not condone spousal abuse. My wife punches me all the time, and it’s not fun! (Please ask her to stop.)

It’s important to note that a film’s portrayal of an action isn’t necessarily an endorsement, and while Vicki sure likes getting slapped, at no point until the final few moments is this shown as the way to solve any marital difficulties. While Anita at one point mentions that women all need a good sock in the eye once in a while, that’s laced with enough innuendo that it furthers my beliefs about the film.

Blondell ponders the lack of physical intimacy in her marriage and/or physical abuse.

Blondell ponders the lack of physical intimacy in her marriage and/or physical abuse.

The reason she likes being slapped around is that Vicki gets off on rough sex. The entire plot of Smarty is her trying to get this across to her husbands, albeit unsuccessfully more often than not. That’s because the only way she figures she can get what she wants with any subtlety is to goad men into it.

The first fifteen minutes of the movie clearly establish the problem. The first shot of her husband features him unable to insert his cufflinks into the attendant buttonholes in his dress shirt; fittingly Freudian. As we get into the evening, watch as Tony stumbles over the word ‘impotent’ or look as Tony’s rage becomes triggered by the words, “diced carrots.” If that last one leaves you puzzled, a carrot looks like a certain section of male genitalia, and them being diced would indicate merciless emasculation to say the least.

Through the film, Blondell’s character demands to be handled roughly. After Tony slaps her, that night she confides to Anita, “If he had really loved me, he would have hit me long ago.” I think the interpretations of this moment speak to the agency that a lot of reviewers are removing from Vicki’s character. They think this comes as a moment of revelation, where she sees what a brat she’s been and thinks her husband should have hit her sooner.

The scene could be read this way, but you have to twist the way she actually states the line. It’s not sorrow that informs her, but resignation. She’s been trying her hardest to get a rise out of Tony, to get something physical happening between them. If he’d loved her, he’d have stepped up to the plate ages ago.

This is the funniest reaction to anything ever.

This is the funniest reaction to anything ever.

In an unguarded moment after she’s slapped by Tony and before he’s caught up to her, Vicki takes a second to primp herself. It’s not for Vernon, it’s for Tony. She’s crazy about him, and always is. Her marriage to Vernon is an attempt to ignite jealousy, and she’s not above doing anything to get a rise out of him.

Spoilers!

The film ends with the final straw being broken. Vicki has told Vernon that she was ditching him for Tony, though Tony still seems awfully bitter about her presumptions. She goads and taunts him again, even going so far as to grabbing a jar of diced carrots out of the fridge and shoving it in his face. He does not react well to this.

She begins laughing and goading him this time, making notes about her dress and he can’t hold it in any more. He rips off her dress and finally slaps her again. Without an audience to play to, Vicki begins to smile wildly and talk about their future. He keeps threatening her with more abuse until he finally throws her on the sofa.

“Hit me again,” coos Vicki, as the camera pans down. This isn’t a, “Hit me again to teach me a lesson”, people. This is a, “hit me again, because I’m loving every minute of it.”

End spoilers.

Also notable: only the women in this film smoke cigarettes. That also speaks to emasculation, big time.

Also notable: only the women in this film smoke cigarettes. That also speaks to emasculation, big time.

I loved, loved, loved Smarty. It’s weird and abrasive, fun and cutting, silly and nasty and all often at the same time. It’s as messed up movie as you’ll get about American sexual mores for decades afterwards, and its performers give a weird mixture of style and class that the material probably doesn’t deserve.

It’s one of the most Pre-Code movies I’ve ever seen, because not only could you not have made this movie after the Production Code came about, you couldn’t even make it today. This thing is nuts.

Proof That It’s Pre-Code

  • Holy crap.
  • Here’s the opening shot as well as a tasteful glimpse of Joan Blondell’s backside:

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  • “I don’t mind strange beds at all!”
    “If I recall, that’s what led to your divorce!”
  • No one married is very happy about it. Anita is a happy divorcee, Bonnie is just philandering like crazy, Vernon is after someone else’s wife and so is Tony… weirdly enough, dumb old George is the most moral character in the picture!
  • Also, Bonnie radiates a sexual desire with a frightening intensity.
  • While waiting for Vicki in a department store, the straight laced Vernon has to keep covering his eyes while lingerie models keep demonstrating their wares for him.
  • The film climaxes with Warren William ripping off Joan Blondell’s dress. And just to cravenly attempt to boost my web traffic, “Joan Blondell nude nudity sexy pics O_O_O penis enlargement”.
  • You can’t give a playful slap to a woman when she’s sitting down, because, you know. *cough* Her chair is covering her rear.

Gallery

Here are some extra screenshots I took. Click on any picture to enlarge!

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Trivia & Links

  • User reviews over on IMDB absolutely savage Smarty, calling it “incredibly irritating”, “just awful”, and “disturbing.”
  • Let’s Misbehave, another Pre-Code blog that I enjoy checking out, is baffled by the film, but overcomes most of their negativity because Blondell and Warren are so good together.
  • Noir and Chick Flicks also covered this, though they seem pretty wary on it. Any time your entire critical evaluation is “If you like Joan Blondell, you’ll like this” you know it ain’t a positive review.
Joan Blondell in Home Alone: The Beginning.

Joan Blondell in Home Alone: The Beginning.

  • Apocalypse Later is another outlet that views the film as endorsing wife beating (which I humbly disagree with), but it did have this gem of an observation:

“This may be a Warren William picture, but Joan Blondell is bizarrely playing the Warren William part. I’m sure that’s the point.”

  • Oh man! I won’t lie: I love Joan Blondell, but I spent some of this movie thinking about how much better Genevieve Tobin would be in her part (especially since it’s so close to the part she played in Kiss and Make Up). Strangely enough, TCM says that Tobin was actually director Robert Florey’s first choice for the role!
If you're ever bored, this film is *very* popular to make animated .gifs of. Just do a search for it over on Tumblr.

If you’re ever bored, this film is *very* popular to make animated .gifs of. Just do a search for it over on Tumblr.

  • Also of note: Williams and Blondell starred together the previous year in Gold Diggers of 1933, while Williams, Blondell, and Tobin all starred together in another 1933 film, Goodbye Again.
  • The characters keep referencing a movie where a man rightfully hit a woman in the face with a grapefruit. That was The Public Enemy (1931) with James Cagney in case you were curious.
  • Unsurprisingly (and scandalously), the British title for this film is Hit Me Again.

Awards, Accolades & Availability

  • This film is available in a double feature pack with The Merry Wives of Reno¬†(1931) via Amazon and Warner Archive, and Smarty can be rented from Classicflix.
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